Did you go out today?

[BigCloud]

Always but I told her they was second hand anal plugs I sold on eBay for a tidy profit to but towards the gimp suit I needed and that put a end to that conversation [emoji23]

id love to have been in the queue and heard that convo

 

[nwhornet]

id love to have been in the queue and heard that convo

You've got scented lube on the way

 

[BigCloud]

You've got scented lube on the way

50 mls of it and some bacon

 

[mattyk2010]

id love to have been in the queue and heard that convo [emoji38]1:[emoji38]1:

The two customers in the post office couldn't look me in the eye when I looked at them it was quite funny [emoji23]

 

[BigCloud]

The two customers in the post office couldn't look me in the eye when I looked at them it was quite funny [emoji23]

they would hve needed a mop and bucket would have been a puddle on the floor if i was in the queue and heard that mate

 

[nwhornet]

50 mls of it and some bacon

lol meant the nic posted today

 

["Misfit"]

Always but I told her they was second hand anal plugs I sold on eBay for a tidy profit to but towards the gimp suit I needed and that put a end to that conversation [emoji23]

My Post Mistress doesnt ask me now for similar reasons. lol

 

[Mawsley]

Go back to work, the lot of you. Took me four of our usual isolated dog walking places before I found one not flooded with amblers and lycra-clad mountain bikers. Even then we still ran into a woman and the angriest Alsatian in the world [tm].

They're spreading further and further afield.

Help the NHS - Stay at home - Save my patience

 

[BigCloud]

lol meant the nic posted today

my bad you meant the nic salts cheers bud

 

[Mutley1]

went out across the fields today so i could let my dog have a good run, while she was dashing about like a loon i spotted a black rabbit, never seen one while out before