Look into my eyes and listen to the sound of the clock ticking.
Tick.
Tick.
Tick.
Your eyelids are feeling heavy and you are beginning to feel very distant from your original all-the-way-from-Deutschland Flash-e-Vapor 4.5.
Tick.
Tick.
You want to give it to me.
Tick.
But no, I won’t let you.
Tick.
We agree on a fair price.
Tick.
Tick.
You post it to me.
Tick.
You are starting to come to. You feel refreshed, like you’ve done something great. You feel proud. You touch yourself. The lady delivering a mail shot for the local window cleaner sees you, she’s impressed.
Tick.
Tick.
You marry, have spawn. You become a well-respected member of your local pigeon fanciers club.
Tick.
Statues have been erected in your honour in your town. Women cry as they lay wreathes at its base. A note says, “This person was a person among people. He or she or whatever they used to describe themself as did the greatest thing a person ever could.”
Tock.
Yes, selling me your original Flash-e-Vapor could transform your life into something to be passed down through history. Only base, pathetic types would pass up on this. Why are you still reading? Why haven’t you sent the PM already?
Sell me your damn FeV. Optional parts welcome. No I won’t give you a handjob. Alright. Yes, i probably would.
Tick.
Tick.
Tick.
Your eyelids are feeling heavy and you are beginning to feel very distant from your original all-the-way-from-Deutschland Flash-e-Vapor 4.5.
Tick.
Tick.
You want to give it to me.
Tick.
But no, I won’t let you.
Tick.
We agree on a fair price.
Tick.
Tick.
You post it to me.
Tick.
You are starting to come to. You feel refreshed, like you’ve done something great. You feel proud. You touch yourself. The lady delivering a mail shot for the local window cleaner sees you, she’s impressed.
Tick.
Tick.
You marry, have spawn. You become a well-respected member of your local pigeon fanciers club.
Tick.
Statues have been erected in your honour in your town. Women cry as they lay wreathes at its base. A note says, “This person was a person among people. He or she or whatever they used to describe themself as did the greatest thing a person ever could.”
Tock.
Yes, selling me your original Flash-e-Vapor could transform your life into something to be passed down through history. Only base, pathetic types would pass up on this. Why are you still reading? Why haven’t you sent the PM already?
Sell me your damn FeV. Optional parts welcome. No I won’t give you a handjob. Alright. Yes, i probably would.
