What's new

Profiteering

Vapaneezer Scrooge

Vapaneezer Scrooge

Vendor
Joined
Dec 23, 2017
Messages
6,128
Profiteering scumbags soon came out of the woodwork during this pandemic, hearing stories from care workers of the greedy blackmarket cashing in on short supply but it was their only way to get hold of some items.

I know it is the way of the world, supply and demand yaddayadda.

So if you can't beat them then you may as well join them, so to get myself back into employment I'm going to spent my giro on useless shit that people haven't yet realise they will NEED in a couple of months due to the production lag, naturally I will triple the price ;)

Trouble is I can't think what? hindsight is a wonderful thing, Bogroll, Flour, Detol & Bleach would have been perfect, coffee & petrol prices are sure to rise but I need cheap rubbish if I want to rip people off properly.

Perhaps a fake news campaign saying how the world will run out of panty liners?

So what's your evil plan?
 
Seriously though the items sought after are not actually in short supply it's been the logistic delay in replenishing the shelves.

Certain items are not being shipped and no doubt some non essential items are not being manufactured in some cases.

Buy a fleet of vans and contract out to supermarkets to bolster their delivery efforts as their workload has increased tenfold so I'd imagine they'd snap your hands off.
 
Buy up cancelled Sky Sports packages, create your own sports franchise in the back garden, resell the TV packages with you as the sole supplier, cash in in related merch, bro down.
 
Stab vests....... No man is safe at home with a batshit crazy woman who is also stir crazy.. Caught my Mrs watching some pish about how women get away with topping their fellas... I'm sleeping with one eye open ffs
 
Vapaneezer Scrooge said:
Profiteering scumbags soon came out of the woodwork during this pandemic, hearing stories from care workers of the greedy blackmarket cashing in on short supply but it was their only way to get hold of some items.

I know it is the way of the world, supply and demand yaddayadda.

So if you can't beat them then you may as well join them, so to get myself back into employment I'm going to spent my giro on useless shit that people haven't yet realise they will NEED in a couple of months due to the production lag, naturally I will triple the price ;)

Trouble is I can't think what? hindsight is a wonderful thing, Bogroll, Flour, Detol & Bleach would have been perfect, coffee & petrol prices are sure to rise but I need cheap rubbish if I want to rip people off properly.

Perhaps a fake news campaign saying how the world will run out of panty liners?

So what's your evil plan?
Click to expand...

You still get a Giro ?
 
Mawsley said:
Buy up cancelled Sky Sports packages, create your own sports franchise in the back garden, resell the TV packages with you as the sole supplier, cash in in related merch, bro down.
Click to expand...

Setanta tried that ...it was shit
Montrose 0 Stenhousemuir fuck all ....Stenhousemuir go though as best looking ball boy
 
gary68 said:
Stab vests....... No man is safe at home with a batshit crazy woman who is also stir crazy.. Caught my Mrs watching some pish about how women get away with topping their fellas... I'm sleeping with one eye open ffs
Click to expand...
Always had you down for a “gripping your pillow tight” kinda fella :D
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top Bottom