SPOTTED; Potential Ape in a Citigo just off the M62

[Addymk2]

Pulled up to a set of lights the other day, just off the M62 I think it was towards Rotherham and saw a cloud floating from a Skoda Citigo.

From 2 lanes away, I saw what appeared to be a Sigelei Moonshot.

What made me think it may be an Ape however... Is he fit the generic Ape profile.

Mid 40s, bald as a coot with a Satan style goatee.

Who are you?

 

[MrDJ]

you will never find out as no ape will own up to owning a skoda

 

[Jugg1es]

Wasn't me, I don't fit that profile

 

[Tubbyengineer]

you will never find out as no ape will own up to owning a skoda

Wrong - I love my Octavia Business SE, cracking motor, Built in Prat nav, damn fine stereo, comfortable and a decent 1.6 diesel that doesn't drink fuel by the bucket while still giving a decent bit of poke...

 

[Addymk2]

you will never find out as no ape will own up to owning a skoda

Haha I thought that may be the case!

I spotted them and instantly thought;

Bald as a coot + billy goat beard + cloud = Ape

Have I just opened myself up to be judged as an Apeist?

 

[Jugg1es]

Have I just opened myself up to be judged as an Apeist?

Yup, sounds a bit sweeping as a statement. I'm sure @Gonloopy @Crewella and a few others don't fit that profile.

 

[MrDJ]

Wrong - I love my Octavia Business SE, cracking motor, Built in Prat nav, damn fine stereo, comfortable and a decent 1.6 diesel that doesn't drink fuel by the bucket while still giving a decent bit of poke...

i take that back then

 

[Tubbyengineer]

i take that back then

Now if it had been a Lada Riva...

 

[MrDJ]

dalm, i meant a Lada. back when i started driving in 91 the lada and the skoda were both in the same boat and were the butt of many jokes especially if you owned one.
a neigbour did have a skoda a while back and it was de badged so just looking at it i couldnt tell it was a skoda and actually looked quite a nice car.
so i defo take back my post above.

 

[Crewella]

*Not telling*