The 3 Wise Vendors Of Vapeleham.

[Merino-Teflon]

Wise, because they pleased me. I know I haven't been around much, more an invisible presence, mentioned in whispers, all-powerful, omnipotent, sexy, so God 3000, whatever, fuck it, I've just been vaping my kayfun lite on an old sioux mech, filled with Calipitter Chow, for the last year or something, and haven't really had anything to add to any vape dialogue, but I got a job recently, and splurged on an IPV D3 from Moonvapes, going for £29.99, bargain, two days ago, received yesterday, it is awesome, then I got my first pay yesterday, so got a uwell crown to try this new-fangled sub ohm bullshit the fucking cracheads are ranting about between cheap blowjobs, black, to suit my ipv, from trusty old myepack, standard post, and from sr-vapes I got a black Goblin mini, and a crown rba kit, free post, expecting them to arrive at some undetermined post after Christalmightymas, but they both arrived today, which is fucking miraculous. I'm not using them yet, because I have a cold and can't taste anything, but the ipv has already helped, because using it at a low wattage helps not kill my throat in this trying time, so at least I get the nic.
All this was cheap seats too.
The moral of this story is go fuck yourself. Peace.

 

[MrTeaTime]

Missed you sugar tits

 

[junglist]

Congrats on the job and the upgrades! Superb to see you back on here, the mod team's collective Xmas wishes have come true Really decent set up you have bought. What juices have you tried in it so far?

 

[Merino-Teflon]

Congrats on the job and the upgrades! Superb to see you back on here, the mod team's collective Xmas wishes have come true Really decent set up you have bought. What juices have you tried in it so far?

Nothing at all yet, I have Chrissy Day and Boxing Day off, will be cooking a duck and playing with my set up, and hopefully my cold will be gone so I can taste shit again. Not literally. I don't eat shit, people.

 

[junglist]

I have some shit I can send you but won't be until the new year. Not vaping stuff, some real actual shit! Will send you a message after the break...

 

[gary68]

Welcome back @Merino-Teflon. Unbelievably you've been missed, go figure.

 

[Mawsley]

Everywhere I go
I see a face we used to know
I pass a place we used to go
When you were mine

Since you went away
(Since you went away)
My hearts not free
It keeps on rainin down on me
Will there be a day when the sun will shine?

[Chorus]
I want to see the sunshine after the rain
I want to see bluebirds flying over the mountains again
Oh, where is the silver lining shining at the rainbow's end?

When I hear your name
I start to cry
Each day's the same since your goodbye
It's like a game, forgetting you

Every night I pray
(Every night I pray)
Tomarrow brings a sunny day
And happy things
Just like the way it used to be
For you and me

[Chorus]

Everywhere I go
I see a face we used to know
I pass a place we used to go
When you were mine

Since you went away
(Since you went away)
My hearts not free
It keeps on raining down on me
Will there be a day when the sun will shine?

[Chorus]
I wanna see bluebirds flying over the mountains again
Oh, where is the silver lining shining at the rainbow's end?

 

[Merino-Teflon]

Everywhere I go
I see a face we used to know
I pass a place we used to go
When you were mine

Since you went away
(Since you went away)
My hearts not free
It keeps on rainin down on me
Will there be a day when the sun will shine?

[Chorus]
I want to see the sunshine after the rain
I want to see bluebirds flying over the mountains again
Oh, where is the silver lining shining at the rainbow's end?

When I hear your name
I start to cry
Each day's the same since your goodbye
It's like a game, forgetting you

Every night I pray
(Every night I pray)
Tomarrow brings a sunny day
And happy things
Just like the way it used to be
For you and me

[Chorus]

Everywhere I go
I see a face we used to know
I pass a place we used to go
When you were mine

Since you went away
(Since you went away)
My hearts not free
It keeps on raining down on me
Will there be a day when the sun will shine?

[Chorus]
I wanna see bluebirds flying over the mountains again
Oh, where is the silver lining shining at the rainbow's end?

Pissflaps.

 

[Mawsley]

Water under the brookes.

 

[HAZZA1962]

He reminds me of Cold sores!!! Fill the rest in yourselves!!!