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Merino-Teflon

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I'll get this out of the way first, I want to try a Kayfun, but why the hell get rid of this? It will fund such a purchase, that is why?
But they are not the same, the AC9 is a geni, the Kayfun is silica, M-T!
I know that, me, but I have a couple of cheap and cheerful geni dewices, as well as a majestic one attached to my Juggernaut hybrid, and that I will have buried with me!
But M-T, is the AC9 not majestic!
It is, me, and in a different way, it has bombastic majesty, that will make you lick the taste off of your lips as you are immersed in steam and thunder! It has a strong, quality build that can be admired by men, and swooned over by wimmin. It has a tank made out of a material that is used to halt the momentum of bullets! Gah!!!
So, why, M-T, why?
Well, as I said, I have a geni squad, I want a silica superstar, not to mention a cracking Killer soon too! And, I have no idea of what I am doing, everrrr, or where I am, most of the time. AND, and this is most important, old bean, does the AC9 sound like an animal, Russian, or like a pagan's wet dream to you? No, me, it doesn't, quite frankly, its name lets it down, it's hoary visage must be gone from mine very sight!

AC9 rrp £118.95

Extra cap with 1.2mm airhole for a tighter draw rrp £14.95

Original box and spare gear inc., only thing missing is two of the three pre-made mesh wicks it came with.

To be sold as one, this is not optional.

You want, you pay: £130.00

I will pay for special delivery, you do the paypal fee.
 
What he said ^^^^^^^^^ :28:

Btw M-T if you don't like it's name why not just rename it eg:( Lil Russian ) !! ;)
 
I should add photos to this really, but my photo skills are akin to Bono's massive reserves of humility, ie, non existent:

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Bleh, here is a real photo, from the internet or something:

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Believe you me, the taste is like an angel set up heaven's kitchen in your mouth, the hit is like the devil decided to roundhouse kick said angel into your tonsils...not a word of exaggeration...many words of exaggeration, bargain! And, to top it all off, it is so sturdy, Infinity just walked into the house and spat in my face because it reckons I'm just taking the piss by owning one. True story.
 
Believe you me, the taste is like an angel set up heaven's kitchen in your mouth, the hit is like the devil decided to roundhouse kick said angel into your tonsils...not a word of exaggeration...many words of exaggeration, bargain! And, to top it all off, it is so sturdy, Infinity just walked into the house and spat in my face because it reckons I'm just taking the piss by owning one. True story.

Sorry, off topic I know, but you certainly have an amazing knack of descriptions and an excellent use of the English language. None of your posts disappoint. Good luck with the sale, someone is gonna get an amazing bit of kit. :yourock:
 
Sorry, off topic I know, but you certainly have an amazing knack of descriptions and an excellent use of the English language. None of your posts disappoint. Good luck with the sale, someone is gonna get an amazing bit of kit. :yourock:

Got to agree with AndyC here, great pitch there squire!
 
someone buy this mans AC9, then he can get a Kayfun on saturday off cloud9 :)

warning though mate once you hook the kayfun up that juggy will be for sale lol
 
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