i was travelling up to a league cup semi final at Fir park years back, game was midweek and traffic was horrendous, not usually my tipple of choice but on this night i decided Buckie the best option, anyway, we were stuck in a serious Jam that was moving at a snails pace at best and i needed to pee, couldnt wait any longer so i decided i could get out, pee and still be back in the car in time before the jam had cleared, and this would have been the case if i didnt manage to get myself knocked down on the way back from my piss, luckily the traffic was still going at a snails pace and it was more of a buckfast jog into the front of a car, fell over, winded got back up, apologised to the driver and got back in the car i was travelling up in and polished off the bottle, no pain that night. The next week was pretty brutal though.