Have you tried Digby's Hooligan? Not quite Calpol but does taste like medicine.
Never tasted Calpol. In my day it was dispersible aspirin until you stopped being a wuss about tablets.
I do remember the vilest pink antibiotic, though. It tried to market itself as strawberry I think - but it was bad enough to hide an infection from fear of being dragged to the doc for a bottle of that.
Wouldn't want to vape that!
Ewww I remember that stuff, you had to keep it i the fridge and it used to go all crusty around the top of the bottle
Can't beat a Rusk lolWhat's next. Farleys rusks?