How To Claptons by a numbnut

[paul-7]

put your beard on old lad great vid is that the fingernail of Amun Ra ?

 

[steffijade]

Cheers mmmm'lady, think i've sorted. Would you be kind enough to try it again to see if its sorted. If not i'll make it public.

Aye, seems to be working now.. gonna have a butchers.

 

[steffijade]

Hi All,

Waiting for postie to rock up so thought i'd see if any of what i do can benefit someone else.
its not meant to be the ultimate guide by any measure, more of a 'things that work for me' - ramblings of a mad man..

its not for gathering view etcs, its listed as unlisted on youtube - i've done it for the fourm i'd rather it stays on the forum rather than be shared around - BUT if you think it'll help someone out go for it, Just don't bang it on facebook etc. Nowt stopping you but from one ape to another i'd like it not to be

i don't do videos so theres no editing, no scripts/ prompts - its just me mumbling on like the old fart i am.

cheers chaps and chapettes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zXPY3dWosQ&feature=youtu.be

Nice one, thanks for that.

If I decide to have a go I've got a few helpful tips now.

 

[shaqs77]

nice

wish men came out like that all the time.

 

[TruckinVaper]

from my drug dealer / pimp / chief nose picking days. oh what a youth i had.

off to the park

Don't forget your lead

Cool job on the video, nice one. I use a battery drill but I might pick up a hand drill, probably got a bit more control really.

By the way, do you do the dishes? Those hands aren't just soft, they're fairy soft.

 

[TruckinVaper]

wish men came out like that all the time.

Must have missed that part of the vid, out the closet cloudcuckoo?

 

[TruckinVaper]

Note to self: never google 'touchers'

Oh no!!! I had to go and do it. Urban Dictionary came up with a cracker

Toucher

A turd that is so long that it touches the water in the toilet bowl while still in your anus.

Wow Mom! Come at look at this toucher. I sure hope it flushes ok.

 

[cloudcuckoo]

do you do the dishes? Those hands aren't just soft, they're fairy soft.

Must have missed that part of the vid, out the closet cloudcuckoo?

Its official, thread has runawayyyyy.

i do have soft hands, they are deft, they are silky to the touch.

Aaaaand i've broken THE nail off mowing the lawns.

Now i'm a REAL man. Gaarrrrrr

 

[cloudcuckoo]

Oh no!!! I had to go and do it. Urban Dictionary came up with a cracker

Toucher

A turd that is so long that it touches the water in the toilet bowl while still in your anus.

Wow Mom! Come at look at this toucher. I sure hope it flushes ok.

Yep its runaway for sure now. Pmsl

 

[scrumpox]

Top job, pervert! Wolverhampton's answer to Guy Martin ... ?