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Does Vaping Make You More Attractive?

*looks in mirror* Nope,it hasn't made me attractive.......I have more grey hairs,my 'laughter lines' are still there as is my slight double chin. Damnit! Can I get my money back? I've been conned!
 
If a non vendor had posted this I would be shouting spam.

But seeing as you asked since I started vaping I have to carry a big stick around with me.
 
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Regardless of what made you first take up vaping, the question of whether vaping makes you more attractive must have been at the back of your mind at least to some degree.

Nope, it never even crossed my mind. For reasons I sometimes find unfathomable, my man loves me regardless of my endless list of issues. I started vaping because I was killing myself with tobacco.

One has to reckon upon the reality that vaping awards you with a unique bearing, a spiritualized dignity, a mysterious air, an inexplicable quality. The most extended faculty of language fails here to accurately grasp that special something which vaping bestows upon those who are related with it. It's like when you think of football your blood boils, your cheek reddens and you start to have difficulty breathing or blinking your eyes. This vaping thing takes your most inherent essence and transforms them, consolidating floating thin silver rays into a transcending existence which is above human quality. Vaping spiritualizes singularity, idolizes individualism, and worships humanism. The mass are vulgar, according not only to Hume, but also a dozen other philosophers, and people are seeking something which is special, unique, one-of-a-kind, yet absolutely human. Vaping miraculously fits in these heart-searches and gives men (a human being of either sex) a hope to struggle for sovereignty against the higher beings, and though wicked it is, men (a human being of either sex) revel in dark and decadent beauties such as this. It is considered attractive almost universally in this post-modern society we live in.

This is no less reality than the physical existences which cry unto us their finality every minute. This is no imaginary projection of the mind. This is a just and fair recognition of the fact that vaping makes one more attractive.

Ours is an old and dusty world, and we cannot be surprised by that we are attracted to people who care to renew their appearances and abstract their essences by the strangely effective means of vaping.

I've sat here for ages trying to think of how to be diplomatic, but I can't do it. What a load of complete horse shit. Were you high when you wrote that pretentious drivel?
 
Anytime I walk in a room now it is common for someone to start playing right said freds hit "I'm too sexy" in homage to my increased all round attractiveness since starting vaping
 
I don't think there is anyway vaping could help make me attractive, let alone more attractive!
Unless it comes with some free stuff- false teeth, just for men, regaine , a toned body and some serious age reversal cream! Then I would at least be presentable,
On another note at least vaping has made me more attractive to Mrs Richy in the way I don't collapse with asthma any time we get umm yeah you know!!
Now I know we're not pro smoking but i just don't see how danny in the film Greece whipping out his squonker recoiling and wicking then coughing his throat out on a dry hit would make him look more attractive to sandy [emoji23]
 
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Frankly, 10 million in my bank account couldn't make me attractive let alone vaping. :(
 
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