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Everytime you mention PIF - Merino-Teflon wee's on a kitten

I'm mildy amused at the thought of Diche having to constantly google "wet pussy" the filter through thirty billion pages of google images before finding a damp cat.


And given our little ball of fluffy fun is an absolute chunt.....



Pif pif pif pif pif pif pif.

If mt wishes to visit to pay kiki a personal visit, my address is available by pm. She's fucking psychotic though, you bare your nadgers at your own risk, her mums draggeg a squirrel through the living room window before now and she's been eying up badgers....

 
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That explains it then, sent a message as couldn't access it earlier, lol. Done my first (and last) one the other day.
Mental note: Read announcements instead of going straight to the classies, lol.
 
Whats the saying?

"I hope you have pet insurance, because I'm going to destroy your pussy"

:)

 
Hang on a minute... Where are we going to get our well used evod heads, bent syringes and half empty, over-steeped hangsen juices from now???? This sucks!

Quick someone start a really shit giveaway so the established users can take it out of pity and the new users can dither about then think 'nah I'll see what else comes up later'

Good call mod-mins ;)
 
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