Farting in public may spread Coronavirus

["Misfit"]

 

[iqon]

Silent but deadly brings new meaning.

 

[zouzounaki]

 

[rew]

People will have to wear PPE. Protective Poop Extractor.

 

[zouzounaki]

My prediction is this. In the coming days hancock will be berated by independent experts for inadequate stocks of flatulence filtering underpants. This could have been prevented!!!

 

[Vapaneezer Scrooge]

Damn those Air Poo's

I'm going to design a 3D printed ass filter that will find a use for all the stockpiled bog roll.

#Me(thane)Too

 

[zouzounaki]

They also do this flatulence filtering banana. I’m not sure how it works.

 

[zouzounaki]

It’s not too clear, are you supposed to go about with it stuck in your arse then pull it out and put it in the luggage tray at an airport? That can’t be right surely?

 

[Vapaneezer Scrooge]

They also do this flatulence filtering banana. I’m not sure how it works.

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I wear mine between my cheeks, was I supposed to shove it right up?

 

[rew]

Fire will kill the virus right? Was thinking it might be an opportunity to use my Zippo again, but maybe there is a down side on reflection.