There was this bloke in the canal yesterday. Shouting for help and everything. So I whipped out my trusty Smok Fogtwat, popped my switchback cap on, and spewed out clouds bro.
Then, a bit later, there was a seventeen car pile-up on the M1, near Toddington services. The emergency services couldn’t access it due to secondary and tertiary smashes blocking access. The moaning and whining from the twisted wreckage was awful. Someone had to do something.
So, I adjusted my Avyd Lyfe 4 Eva t-shiirt and got out my Wismec Wankbastard4000. Fucjing clouds, bro. Clouds for fucking days, bro. You know what, none of them fuckers said thank you.
It was nice to get home Andy put my feet up after a hard day of saving lives...but then there was an explosion at the Mawsley pit. Honestly, it was like my wife just farted. Two hundred and seventy men trapped underground - you’ll have seen it on the news I bet.
Quick as a flash, not even stopping to turn off Pornhub or stop wanking, I put on my Vaper4lyfe merch and got blowing. I was blowing where them police was, I was blowing where them firemen was. Wherever, I blew clouds, bro. Fat fucking clouds of hope and help.
I don’t need no rewards. But if they is giving them out:
1. Mawsley, bro. Fo real. I ain’t gonna lie or nuthin.
Then, a bit later, there was a seventeen car pile-up on the M1, near Toddington services. The emergency services couldn’t access it due to secondary and tertiary smashes blocking access. The moaning and whining from the twisted wreckage was awful. Someone had to do something.
So, I adjusted my Avyd Lyfe 4 Eva t-shiirt and got out my Wismec Wankbastard4000. Fucjing clouds, bro. Clouds for fucking days, bro. You know what, none of them fuckers said thank you.
It was nice to get home Andy put my feet up after a hard day of saving lives...but then there was an explosion at the Mawsley pit. Honestly, it was like my wife just farted. Two hundred and seventy men trapped underground - you’ll have seen it on the news I bet.
Quick as a flash, not even stopping to turn off Pornhub or stop wanking, I put on my Vaper4lyfe merch and got blowing. I was blowing where them police was, I was blowing where them firemen was. Wherever, I blew clouds, bro. Fat fucking clouds of hope and help.
I don’t need no rewards. But if they is giving them out:
1. Mawsley, bro. Fo real. I ain’t gonna lie or nuthin.
