I don't want to die....................

[MrTeaTime]

I met Anti-Mawsley once, he was a cunt too.

Proper made me laugh that.....

Sent From My Galaxy S4

 

[Maxcat]

I met Anti-Mawsley once, *she was a cunt too.

I met Uncle Mawsley He was worse!

 

[cheersm8]

That was total bollox!
Most vapers can't even spell combushjun, without the aid of their browser spell check thingummybob, and if vapourise had been spelled vaperize, I might have even half believed it.
If this was really true, then why isn't youtube full of tutorials about how to be a vaping tightwad and vapourise yourself for pennies.

 

[knome]

Scientist Dr Helen Archer said: “The science of vaping is largely unexplored because there’s no funding interest in how the underclass kill themselves.

Odd, I first read that as "no fucking interest in how the underclass kill themselves."

 

[gary101]

Sat in hospital and really needed a laugh, thank. Feel ready for home now.

 

[blademansw]

To be fair, I took one look at her and exploded!

 

[JingleJangle]

And why would you want to blow Birmingham up?

Better than most other shit holes dotted around the country!

 

[blademansw]

And why would you want to blow Birmingham up?

Better than most other shit holes dotted around the country!

Didnt that earthquake do 100 million pounds of improvements to Brum?

 

[JingleJangle]

Didnt that earthquake do 100 million pounds of improvements to Brum?

No but when the Germans flattened Coventry in the war I wish they had left it that way!! Cant stand that place!!

 

[JingleJangle]

And im sorry but ive been to Swindon and its an absolute dump lol