i need excuses to explain to the other half why i'm buying another mod

[AJT]

Charity raffle win.

 

[MrTeaTime]

As the man of the house (pronoun / in charge) i couldnt care less what she thinks.....


Thats why i get everything delivered to work

 

[oORobOo]

It was this or a strap on

 

[wraith]

Buy a metal detector. Tell her you won it on a Facebook competition

It's amazing how many people bury mods because...

..that's as far as I got before I was busted.

 

[Deleted member 54254]

"I spent over £70 a week on fags... stfu"

 

[quincey43]

I try to make sure I am first to get the post when it arrives and then say it's just a few bits and pieces and I have so many mods he can't tell which are old ones and which are new!!

 

[Badboybez]

Another good one is, "Good God I ordered this from China months ago, to be honest I had forgotten all about it"

 

[BigCloud]

someone sent you a birthday pressie from the forum

 

["Misfit"]

It's a limited edition.
It's the last one.
It will go up in value.
Tell him you now wear the trousers in this house.

 

[Budgieuk01]

It doesn’t matter how much it costs, you know I love you much more than it.