If other Industries were Attacked the Same Way E-Cigarettes are Attacked…

[KulrMeStoopid]

http://ejuiceconnoisseur.com/2013/1...acked-the-same-way-e-cigarettes-are-attacked/


this made me giggle

Earth is a similar size to Venus, which does not support life, and both exhibit lightning storms on a regular basis. So, obviously, Earth can’t support life.
Your blood has iron in it… the same metal once used to create deadly weapons. So you’re blood will stab everyone near you to death.

Kennedy was killed by a shot from the infamous ‘grassy knoll.’ So grass is a clear and present danger to the United States of America… as are knolls (what the hell is a knoll, anyways?)

and read the blog for more funny ha ha's!

 

[MrPT]

lol some good ones in there but he did miss one, i even backed it up with genuinely published medical evidence for authenticity:

Breathing causes death: by breathing everyday we are pumping out millions of tonnes of deadly carbon dioxide into the planets atmosphere ultimately dooming the planet, we are also as well as filling the atmosphere with carbon dioxide starving the life out of the planet by removing oxygen. As a by product of all this breathing, the waste product of methane is also polluted by humans in the 1000's of tonnes daily.
In a recent research study carried out by Denham Harman, it was pointed out that oxygen can create serious levels of free radicals to the point of toxicity.
"Noting that radiation causes "mutation, cancer and aging", Harman argued that oxygen free radicals produced during normal respiration would cause cumulative damage which would eventually lead to organismal loss of functionality, and ultimately death" taken from http://geronj.oxfordjournals.org/content/11/3/298
So please for the sake of yourselves and your loved ones, stop breathing.

 

[Chegs]

I needed cheering up,this thread has done what drugs couldn't​ so must be fatal as drugs can be fatal too.