Kayfun Lite

[Merino-Teflon]

That is because they are all stupid, and dont warrant or deserve to be the owner of one........so they need to sell them to me.

I will ignore the fact your first sentence was to 'rub it in'

Speaking of stupid, C9V opens in about 14 hours, I remember when you could only order things through shops or catalogues, written in parchment, and then you'd have to wait for three months for the steamboat to arrive from Birmingham, by which time you would have died from the plague before your 30th birthday, and yet you can get things five years before you even know you want them now, sixty years before your 120th birthday, and then people complain because everything is so rushed and impersonal, I don't know, makes me feel like a good plague would sort a few of the whingers out, but knowing my luck, they would survive by being too generally disagreeable for the bacteria to cope with, and Mila Kunis would be the one to perish, and what would the point be then? Eh?

 

[AndyC1971]

Speaking of stupid, C9V opens in about 14 hours, I remember when you could only order things through shops or catalogues, written in parchment, and then you'd have to wait for three months for the steamboat to arrive from Birmingham, by which time you would have died from the plague before your 30th birthday, and yet you can get things five years before you even know you want them now, sixty years before your 120th birthday, and then people complain because everything is so rushed and impersonal, I don't know, makes me feel like a good plague would sort a few of the whingers out, but knowing my luck, they would survive by being to generally disagreeable for the bacteria to cope with, and Mila Kunis would be the one to perish, and what would the point be then? Eh?

Yes I know squire, so they have 14 hours to sell it to me. I have also messaged them to see if I can purchase one, and pick it up on Saturday, as I really want to avoid the postage costs if I can

On a tight budget this week as its gonna be an expensive one, so any money saved now will mean more Greggs from Tamworth services or beer for my chums at VapeFest

 

[Merino-Teflon]

The thing is then, you could just buy one at vapefest, right, am I right, am I right? The answer is yes. Obviously. Why isn't it 1981?

 

[AndyC1971]

The thing is then, you could just buy one at vapefest, right, am I right, am I right? The answer is yes. Obviously. Why isn't it 1981?

Imagine the scene, we get to VapeFest, they have stock of say 150, and I am 151st in the queue for C9V stand

Trying to cover all bases, but would be much easier if you sold me yours

 

[Merino-Teflon]

There should be an affordable clone by now (forget about the Russian, as it is so blatantly a rip-off without giving the discount love it really needs to)...you know what I'd like to see, a Peter Kayfun, 3 shillings, it vapes like weak-piss steam in an alley next to a Weatherspoons, and reminisces about biscuits and it's nan to the extent that you want to blow your own brains out after five minutes. That would be awesome.

 

[AndyC1971]

There should be an affordable clone by now (forget about the Russian, as it is so blatantly a rip-off without giving the discount love it really needs to)...you know what I'd like to see, a Peter Kayfun, 3 shillings, it vapes like weak-piss steam in an alley next to a Weatherspoons, and reminisces about biscuits and it's nan to the extent that you want to blow your own brains out after five minutes. That would be awesome.

There is a clone in production called the Gay Fun, but funnily thats just not my bag, so in this incidence, I am happy to buy an original, as they are commonly available and a reasonable price and not serial numbered

 

[Merino-Teflon]

They ain't serial numbered? I'm sending mine back.

 

[AndyC1971]

They ain't serial numbered? I'm sending mine back.

Go ahead, I really think you should, their return address is in Weston Super Mare

I will also make sure if you do, that the serial number gods look down on you with kindness, and make sure all serial numbered objects sent to your goodself are always ODD

 

[Mark]

I think you two should start a double act. We just need a name....

 

[AndyC1971]

I think you two should start a double act. We just need a name....

Sex god and the weird Aussie freak, No?!