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Kings Custard & Monkey Jizz From Vapink King - Both In 12mg - A Review For You

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I've been vaping for a few years but rarely post a review on juice.............. Why, because taste is opinion based and not everyone has the same opinion on taste as me, so if you don't like the review then hard luck as it's my opinion and not yours. :lovesign:

O.K. following on from my review of Cinnamon Swirl by Vaping King, here are the other two juices that I bought at the same time. This is my personal review of a purchased product and not that of Planet Of The Vapes Etc'.

First a bit of back ground - I rarely buy juice as I'm very happy with what I've been toking on for a few years now but this vendor has caught my eye so I made the rare purchase of some juice and here is my review of the above two that are highly recommended on the forums.

This review is undertaken with iclear 30's on a Vamo at 8 watts with a fully charged battery for consistency.

Firstly I tried the Kings Custard -

Vapour - On par with anything I've tried in the 12mg level, plenty of it and as I was expecting, so happy with this. In fact, probably better than the norm.

Throat Hit - Again, on par with most 12mg mixes I've tried so happy with this also.

Flavour - Well it does what is says on the tin - it's a custard flavour. First impressions are a nice creamy custard not too strong and not too weak. However, as Grants Vanilla Custard is my number one vape, this falls a looooooong way short. If you've never tried the Grants then this will probably impress you, as it is very much an accurate description BUT has no where near the complexity of flavour that GVC has so whilst it is a very good vape, it''ll not replace the GVC IMHO.

Onto the Monkey Jizz -

Vapour - Similar to the Custard as you'd imagine from the same vendor this has plenty of it and is consistent with other 12mg mixes.

Throat Hit - Again, as you'd expect from the same vendor - a nice hit and on par with most other 12mg mixes.

Flavour - Well, well, well - I like this one. It has all the similarities that the Kings Custard has but with the banana flavour as you'd expect. It's a slightly sweeter vape than the Kings Custard (probably due to the banana) but is VERY easy on the pallet. It reminds me of a review I did a few years ago of the legendary 'Bobas Bounty' vs 'Gorilla Juice'. Basically, the Monkey Jizz is Kings Custard with a slight creamy banana flavour added to it (similar to that of Bobas Vs Gorilla). It nicely takes the 'edge' off the Kings Custard by replacing it with a creamy banana flavour.

So, will I buy the Kings Custard again - no. It is perfectly fine to vape but no where near GVC. Would I buy Monkey Jizz again, yes. In two and a half years my number one vape is Boba's Bounty, followed by GVC and although I'm trying to find a number three my current slot is Paradise Vape's Banana Nut Bread but that could soon be replaced by Vaping Kings Monkey Jizz. A Veeeeeeeeeeeeery nice vape indeed.

So, if this has been useful then good, it was meant to be and if it wan't then up yours as I've clearly wasted a lot of my time writting it. Laters.............:grin2:

Jase.
 
daleson - This is only my second review and as you've hit 'liked' I can assume it's OK but do you think there's anything I've missed?

Cheers pal,

Jase.
 
No its a realy good review ...Ive tried kings custard myself liked it but as you state not quite as good as Gvc But thats only my own op ...Im not knocking kings custard in any way as its each to there own ...Anyway jase any chance of a sample of that bubas Dying to try that stuff;)
 
Nice review :)
I have a bottle of monkey jizz 18mg had a little go on it fist day I got it but was a bit sharp as needed the recommend steep I think but I'm yet to venture back to it a week or so latter but might leave it another week to give it its full appreciation

How long did you leave yours to steep SB ?
 
I'm in the US 3 or 4 times a year and the only way I can get the Bobas now is to order it from the UK and get it sent to my hotel in the States. It's soooo weird when we hear 'room service' and my wife is expecting Champagne and I get a delivery of the Bobas. It makes me laugh every time. That said, I always work on 'just enough for me' so I can't give it away or sell it even. I put some up on here a few months ago and nobody wanted it ???? I'm out there again in November so I'll get a 10ml sample for you. Trust me, this shit is the bollox. It was the first thing I EVER vaped and I loooooooooove it. The Gorilla Juice is just as good (if not better) but I find the Bobas is just an easier all day vape. Sorry I can't give you any now but I have to regulate the stuff. Jase.
 
Nice review :)
I have a bottle of monkey jizz 18mg had a little go on it fist day I got it but was a bit sharp as needed the recommend steep I think but I'm yet to venture back to it a week or so latter but might leave it another week to give it its full appreciation

How long did you leave yours to steep SB ?

Good question - I left it exactly a week from when I received it (unusual for me). But I am impatient, balls to steeping - If I buy it, I want to toke it. If I buy a bottle of wine today it's because I want to drink it so I judge all juice by how I can toke it straight away - I know this goes against a vendors recommended steeping time but I only buy juice if it is ready to go - that said the Vaping Kings juice had a full week of steeping.
 
I'm in the US 3 or 4 times a year and the only way I can get the Bobas now is to order it from the UK and get it sent to my hotel in the States. It's soooo weird when we hear 'room service' and my wife is expecting Champagne and I get a delivery of the Bobas. It makes me laugh every time. That said, I always work on 'just enough for me' so I can't give it away or sell it even. I put some up on here a few months ago and nobody wanted it ???? I'm out there again in November so I'll get a 10ml sample for you. Trust me, this shit is the bollox. It was the first thing I EVER vaped and I loooooooooove it. The Gorilla Juice is just as good (if not better) but I find the Bobas is just an easier all day vape. Sorry I can't give you any now but I have to regulate the stuff. Jase.

Not a problem bud ....Its just me trying to find something better to vape ...I do my own DIY mixes but cant realy find what i want .Maybe its me being too fussy :hmm:..Thanks anyway jase
 
Not a problem bud ....Its just me trying to find something better to vape ...I do my own DIY mixes but cant realy find what i want .Maybe its me being too fussy :hmm:..Thanks anyway jase

I'll get you some Boba's and believe me this is like the Jack Daniels version of Whisky. Fuuuuuuuuuck I can never get enough of the stuff. It's like eating a minge - every time you get your head down it tastes different. :P
 
I'll get you some Boba's and believe me this is like the Jack Daniels version of Whisky. Fuuuuuuuuuck I can never get enough of the stuff. It's like eating a minge - every time you get your head down it tastes different. :P
PMSL ......Get me some please:buttkisser::love:sounds realy nice ;)
 
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