Those bloody suffragettes. We know that being trampled to death by a horse hurts so what on earth were they thinking when they stood in front of them?
Never mind those idiots in South Africa. What was going through Steven Biko's mind when he set up those crèches? Everyone knows that being beaten to death by security officers smarts...and is a waste of their time because they could have been beating lots of people instead of just one.
Honestly, why all these troublesome folk can't just sit down and quietly get on with life is beyond me. Damn rabble rousers.