my dearest darling ElsaBubs, light of my life, fire of my loins, huge drain on my time and energy... Is there any particular reason why the guide to this magically appeared in my e-mail inbox?
Because you lovely squidgy bummed mother fucker, if you think this is going to become our project, your gonna have to wait a while, I'm a tad preoccupied by other 'projects' at the mo, like ya know, child raising, cleaning up after you buggers, ensuring you're all fed nutritious meals, oh and single-handedly redecorating our entire home!
I can pencil you in somewhere between laying the new bathroom floor and cooking the Sunday roast, but to be honest you'd be better off getting someone else to help you with it (please, anyone, for my sake if nothing else!)...
Feel free to raid my toolbox though
Because you lovely squidgy bummed mother fucker, if you think this is going to become our project, your gonna have to wait a while, I'm a tad preoccupied by other 'projects' at the mo, like ya know, child raising, cleaning up after you buggers, ensuring you're all fed nutritious meals, oh and single-handedly redecorating our entire home!
I can pencil you in somewhere between laying the new bathroom floor and cooking the Sunday roast, but to be honest you'd be better off getting someone else to help you with it (please, anyone, for my sake if nothing else!)...
Feel free to raid my toolbox though