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Pair jailed after threatening Burnley lodger with electronic cigarette in night raid

guess that means they'll try ban i phones next. i mean its a dnagerous bit of glass on them that shatters easy and if someone whacked ya with it could cause some serious cuts when it breaks...heck even worse how about a ipad .. serious brain injury there .. and while we're at it.. a stinkie... burn to the eyballs.. ice cream cone rammed up the nose can cause death or serious injury.. poke in the eye with a rolled up newspaper.. nasty weapon of torture that one.
oooh just looked outside and its as per normal raining... have to get wet i guess cos wouldnt wanna be seen carrying around a serious dangerous weapon that is an umbrella.. might get arrested.
 
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Dexter said:
@Mark - I take issue with your reporting of that night. Me and my homeboys were only going to ask you for a light and you were all ready to cave our swedes in! :D
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Ah my mistake. I didn't see any POTV hoodies, sorry mate ;)
 
Can I suggest if you are going to use a mod as a weapon, you only use the brass M16. This baby is heavy and is built like a tank! ;-) I am joking of course.

Sent from somewhere in cloudy Kent
 
this is like theyre intentionally bringing the ecig into it making sure to mention it purposely i remember as a lad going down the local field with my mates to play cricket and id have my cricket bat on me and i never tried to batter anyones melt in with it tthe point is these bangers will use whatever is handy to cosh someone the ecig disnt need to be mentioned. I also used to walk down the driving range with my golf club with me and i never used it as an offensive weapon.
nothing is an offensive weapon unless it is in the wrong hands.
 
Interestingly, a newspaper when opened out, rolled tightly and folded in half makes a weapon known as a "Millwall Brick". Having been repeatedly hit round the head with one in my younger days, I can attest to the fact that they hurt a lot and leave bruises. Maybe they should ban the Lancashire Telegraph?
 
Stephen Parker, prosecut-ing, said the hand bag had substantial weight to it, was leather and, if held by the handle, it was, to all intents and purposes, a weapon.
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There Meg, corrected it for you!
 
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