Born and bred in East Lothian (somewhere too wee to have a name which is now a landfill, then Mussleburgh, Tranent, Longniddry and now Dunbar).
Working in the West end of Edinburgh.
If you see a beardy bloke in a beany clouding out the doorway of Haymarket station between 17:40 and 17:45 weekdays feel free to say hi.
Just introduce yourself with the passphrase "The cat has left the basket and the caged whale knows nothing of the mighty deeps".
The counter-phrase is "what the fuck are you on mate?" to which you should reply "wanna get jiggy honey."
A bit convoluted, I know, just need to keep the nutjobs away.