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Review Tesla Flux Capacitor Wireless Backpack Power Supply

I opted for the solar panel version and saved a good few quid. It's all subjective, but to me, the unmitigated joy I experienced slipping through the space/time matrix made this a must-buy. I got peaches with a licorice aftertaste.

Highly recommended.
 
Ment said:
The Flux Capacitor was the power source for the Doc's car in Back To The Future.

For my review I had it malfunctioning and playing out the story from Dude Where's My Car?
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Dude where's my car I haven't seen. As to the flux capacitor, I think even my 70 year old dad knew what that was.
 
Ment said:
Available from Stealthvape £480,000.00 + delivery: Tesla Pack - Wireless Atomizer/Cartomizer Power Supply

I got one of these to save lugging spare batteries around with me, but had nothing but problems.

First, I couldn't find my car, then some dude turned up on the doorstep saying I'd won a lifetime's supply of yoghurt.

Then I got kidnapped by aliens and finally got attacked by a 30ft woman.

And it didn't even charge my 26650 batteries.

"Fuck this for a game of soldiers" I thought and took it back for a refund.

No recommendation for this one, Stealthvape.
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I actually had a bargain with this device from stealthvape which I'm not sure he knows about. I used it until the year 2043, and went back in time to this year, bought another one, went back to the future and got a refund where it was twice the value it is now. And now I'm back here, the original unit has cost me nothing. Beat that Fasttech!!! hehe.
 
Hi,


Thank you for your enquiry.


Due to an ongoing conflict between the descendants of Thomas Edison and Nichola Tesla all stocks have been held by customs until the situation is resolved. There is some word of a clone unit in production but there have been cases of severe burns reported during the testing phase. Something to do with the harmonic resonance of the flux capacitor being unstable.


We did have a problem with one buyer being stranded in 1943 so to protect us in the event something like this goes wrong again we'll be insisting that future buyers sign a concise disclaimer relieving us of any liability from the improper use of our Tesla Packs.


It's always hard to predict a time scale when delays like this occur but my best guess on the availability of this item to be approx March 2015.


If I can be of any further assistance please do not hesitate to get in touch.


Best regards


Rob
 
sparkyjuice said:
bought one, went back in time and cancelled payment.......hehe
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With ever increasing energy costs we recommend users charge their devices in the 1960's being sure that at least 20% battery power remains before travelling back again for subsequent charges
 
this is expensive to buy but i have saved a lot of money on eliquid by going back in time just a few days and vaping the same juice over and over again...5 stars from me :)
 
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