The ecigclick awards 2014

[Merino-Teflon]

You'd hump the crack of dawn given half the chance...

Tangent, true though, anytime I have met women named Dawn or Joy, they have been terrifying, and probably truckers.
It's like suburbs with names like Peacehope or Lovevale, you know you're taking your life into your hands, dodging crackheads with knives, etc, walking into one of them, with lots of people with the bad pitbulls and staffies that say they are luvverly family dogs, but use them for dogfights and to kill gingers that ain't from around them parts.

 

[Vern]

I have this theory about ladies that drive Alfa's...based purely on every lady I have ever met who had an Alfa

anyways, I has nomination too..woop!

 

[Nanook]

Done did dat votin' fing, well done nominominees.

Can't believe MT wasn't nominated for best kitten pisser.