- Jan 15, 2016
Running through your head right now: Where do you get all of these amazing ideas? How much will it cost? Can I sign up to the waiting list? Is there a group buy? Can you hold me for a bit, I'm a little bit frightened?
If we responded it would ruin the moment, just drink in its magnificence and think how wonderful you would look walking down your nearest High Street holding one. Think of the jealousy from those who always thought they were better than you. Think of those who did you wrong who now want to be your best friend.
Think all of those things and send us a lot of money.