What you have to do, is get a big cage, fly it to Hollywood, bait it with a playboy bunny and cocaine, then wait for a passing, wild Charlie Sheen to take the bait, spring the trap, lace cocaine with ketamine, and then whilst the beast is in a dazed stupor, bleed 60ml of the Sheens blood, dilute that to the power of 10,000, and you should get what you are after.