Told "you can't smoke that in here sir" in Tesco today

[MrTeaTime]

I shouldn't be wanking into the pots of humous?

News to me.

As long as its full fat your ok....

 

[Mawsley]

As long as its full fat your ok....

There's nothing diet about me at the moment

 

[MrTeaTime]

I shouldn't be wanking into the pots of humous?

News to me.

Do you actually ejaculate or just give your bell end a good dunk?

Dairylea is good for a good dunk

 

[skraggy_uk]

DaveX me too, don't know if it is Xmas binge or 8 weeks post smoking snacking since reduction from 18 to 6mg?

 

[Mawsley]

@DaveX me too, don't know if it is Xmas binge or 8 weeks post smoking snacking since reduction from 18 to 6mg?

Once we've finished the leftover booze and snacks, then I'll hit the bike and make an effort.

Or go to the shop for more booze and snacks.

 

[mumra]

Tesco also sell lube, but funnily enough ive never felt the urge to grab a bit of lube and "take tea with the parson" next to the hot chicken counter.....

Oh you have never lived... but don't try it next the frozen chickens as you get some funny looks

 

[skraggy_uk]

mumra Had to leave thanks for that one too.

 

[cheersm8]

Calm Down Calm down (ee by gum lads) Give it 12 months and you'll all be moaning about the world trying to force you to vape, even when you don't want to.
Even the out of date magazines on the tables at the dentists/doctors/hospitals waiting areas will have been replaced by a stack of courtesy disposable ecigs.

 

[Malc6552]

Why

Why would you wanna vape in a supermarket ????????????????????????

 

[Tubbyengineer]

I shouldn't be wanking into the pots of humous?

News to me.

I thought thats where Houmus came from...