Vape Detectors

[Netvaper]

Yep vape detectors have arrived in schools. Looks like the bike sheds may be the only safe place but I guess there'll be cctv there.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/...-vape-detectors-set-22-TIMES-day-schools.html

 

[Deleted member 54254]

One day speelcheeker will be used by these hacks, not sure if it's consumption or constipation.

 

[Netvaper]

Makes you wish you were back at school, just think of the fun you could have setting of all those vape detectors off and having the teachers racing round like headless chickens.

 

[ZenAnarchi]

Welcome to the United Kingdom of America

Wonder if the wee girls’ hairspray will set them off? It is after all aerosol, as well

 

[zouzounaki]

ah it detects the vapour? i was imagining a search queue with some kind of scanner like an airport on their way in every morning