we need to spend some "us" time together

[Crewella]

hmmm talking....... could be problematic

“Tidy yourself up you look like a tramp” liz

“Ahh thanks babe” me

“Don’t babe me you twat and the car needs an mot and clean your desk up, your a disgrace” liz

“I can feel the love we share” me

“ Alfie needs a walk and take your washing up I’m not your slave”liz

“Honey you so good to me” me

“Go Fuck off and Play on the road” liz

see we have a certain soft spoken love.....

edit actually

picture the scene the waves crashing we look into each other’s eyes in the background this is playing

An afternoon Paintballing? Get it out of your systems!

 

["Misfit"]

Why dont you offer to go rug shopping with her ?

 

[iqon]

Gardening together, if it goes bad dig a hole.

 

[andipandi]

An afternoon Paintballing? Get it out of your systems!

Have you seen the price of that these days? I done some in the 80s, was about a tenner a day then. Defend the flag, shoot the fuckers in the legs sneaking up like that, in the undergrowth

 

[rew]

Go visit a castle or summat like.

 

[Becs]

Geocaching?

 

[Jon The Vape]

How about this Stu, side by side by candlelight, then when completed you could have fun on the rug together

 

[knome]

Archery or pumpkin trebucheting?

 

[Rickster]

What she really means is you are spending too much time on your todd.... you might be happy ambling along life freely with only your imagination for company....but she has noticed that your happy n that's where you made a mistake

 

[anthonyb]

How about this Stu, side by side by candlelight, then when completed you could have fun on the rug together
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This idea I like, mostly.
Just buy a rug, (sheep skin's nice)