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what the highest nicotine you can buy?

I knew that mate, but my missus who runs her own cleaning business won't let me use her business account, even when I said I was developing a new bacterial control cleaning product for her.

Lol....I tried the same with the Mrs cousin who is a hairdresser, I figured a wee mix of nicotine, peroxide and ammonia would do wonders for the hair follicles....nae joy:(
 
Lol....I tried the same with the Mrs cousin who is a hairdresser, I figured a wee mix of nicotine, peroxide and ammonia would do wonders for the hair follicles....nae joy:(

Well I have a little plan to pay the missus back.
Next time she asks me to fix one of her clients hoovers I'm going to say.
"Have not got the right certificate for that, as you use it in a domestic environment, now if you used it in an industrial environment, or a shop, or a pub I would be able to help you out"
 
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