Sarcasm, getting jiggy with the laydees and (with regards Mastermind) "The Life of Tycho Brahe, 1546-1601".
I contribute to print and online media on a wide range of topics that interest me as a freelance journalist. I am currently fleshing out a novel/play/graphic novel (haven't decided which) on a future world where populations are controlled in numbers and lifestyle. It's playing with the notions of Utopian societies, themes in Dicken's Tale of Two Cities, a tip of the forelock to Down & Out in Paris & London and the investigation of adopting sociopathic behaviour as a method of protest.
Some would say it's autobiographical, at least they would had I not killed them. In years to come people will look back on posts like these and go - it's incredible, it's like he was hiding in plain sight, oh why did we learn nothing from Jimmy Saville.
The answer is simple, Jimmy Saville wasn't a teacher - I was. Just like the guy from The Following.
Oh, and I write a fair bit on vaping.