"Misfit"
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Yes.
This one time I flopped out the old boy when everyone was sleeping and thought I’d tickle my pickle and seize the moment. Trousers round the ankles and sitting on my favourite armchair I stroked it to attention whilst reading archived photos of the underwear section of the littlewoods catalogue.
But then I got a nic ping and had the undying urge to have a vape. I had some tasty dual tri-core claptons set up in a Goon 25 sitting atop a LV Triade ohming out at .11. I set the wattage to 85, airflow to wide open and took a toot (the power was comparatively low because I was vaping chocolate Turkish delight- never nice when too warm and far better as a cool vape).
Anyway, my little fella was still out and still standing up proud waiting for me to progress from the bra section the the chiffon nightwear. And then it happened- I pulled in a big lungful of chocolaty Turkish goodness and blew it on my little fella. The room was kinda warm and this was a cool vape, so to my mini me this may as well have been liquid nitrogen I poured on him.
I kid you not the retreat he made was as emphatic as that of the French when a war breaks out. My little man’s height went from above average to concave in a matter of seconds.
So yes, vaping DOES give you erectile dysfunction , but mostly only when you blow it on him directly. The rest of the time I’ve had no issue, i vape loads and I am a wanker.
I love that hankie at the ready!
Yes.
This one time I flopped out the old boy when everyone was sleeping and thought I’d tickle my pickle and seize the moment. Trousers round the ankles and sitting on my favourite armchair I stroked it to attention whilst reading archived photos of the underwear section of the littlewoods catalogue.
But then I got a nic ping and had the undying urge to have a vape. I had some tasty dual tri-core claptons set up in a Goon 25 sitting atop a LV Triade ohming out at .11. I set the wattage to 85, airflow to wide open and took a toot (the power was comparatively low because I was vaping chocolate Turkish delight- never nice when too warm and far better as a cool vape).
Anyway, my little fella was still out and still standing up proud waiting for me to progress from the bra section the the chiffon nightwear. And then it happened- I pulled in a big lungful of chocolaty Turkish goodness and blew it on my little fella. The room was kinda warm and this was a cool vape, so to my mini me this may as well have been liquid nitrogen I poured on him.
I kid you not the retreat he made was as emphatic as that of the French when a war breaks out. My little man’s height went from above average to concave in a matter of seconds.
So yes, vaping DOES give you erectile dysfunction , but mostly only when you blow it on him directly. The rest of the time I’ve had no issue, i vape loads and I am a wanker.
I don’tHaha brilliant read! Anyone who says they don't tickle the pickle is a liar!!