Butfest Report

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Also. The wife has just asked how the fuck am I going to explain my head damage to my work mates in the morning?
I can't tell them I had an argument with a fuckin fairy.
My head is a mess by the way. It looks like Mike Tyson has twatted me with a baseball bat.

Make something up..............say you were pissed, fell over in the garden and smashed your head on an ornament..............but they probably wouldn't believe you.