Face masks

[3dj]

Could anyone tell me that having haemorrhoids make you exempt from wearing a face mask? Only, I’m just outside Tesco having a dispute with a security guard.

 

[nwhornet]

Could anyone tell me that having haemorrhoids make you exempt from wearing a face mask? Only, I’m just outside Tesco having a dispute with a security guard.

Thought you'd be wearing one so security didn't recognise you

 

[Jd_]

Could anyone tell me that having haemorrhoids make you exempt from wearing a face mask? Only, I’m just outside Tesco having a dispute with a security guard.

 

[Fuctifino]

Could anyone tell me that having haemorrhoids make you exempt from wearing a face mask? Only, I’m just outside Tesco having a dispute with a security guard.

So who has got piles ???

YOU or the security guard ???

 

[Vapaneezer Scrooge]

I would love to hear some of the excuses the guard has already heard? "I came to Tesco to buy one"

 

[tootingyoda]

Could anyone tell me that having haemorrhoids make you exempt from wearing a face mask? Only, I’m just outside Tesco having a dispute with a security guard.

I though being a selfish cunt was a genuine reason for not wearing one. Apart from me having a convo with the 2 deaf guys I work with, I can't think of any other genuine reason for not wearing one. Hope this helps mate [emoji106][emoji3]

 

[Badboybez]

Could anyone tell me that having haemorrhoids make you exempt from wearing a face mask? Only, I’m just outside Tesco having a dispute with a security guard.

Bit of a conundrum for me mate.
I am mask exempt due to breathing problems.
But I also have the old "farmer giles" so hows that work.

 

[Badboybez]

So who has got piles ???

YOU or the security guard ???

@3dj has not got piles.
It's just that he talks out of his arse, so the security guard asked him to put one over it to muffle the sound...................

 

[Badboybez]

I would love to hear some of the excuses the guard has already heard? "I came to Tesco to buy one"

I think one of the most used ones is "I'm @3dj get out of my way or I will ram this trolley into your haemorrhoid ridden arse !

 

[Badboybez]

I though being a selfish cunt was a genuine reason for not wearing one. Apart from me having a convo with the 2 deaf guys I work with, I can't think of any other genuine reason for not wearing one. Hope this helps mate [emoji106][emoji3]

You could try learning sign language, as my mother had to do for my grandfather.