The opinions contained in this thread belong to me and me alone, no one paid me to write this drivel and no one forced you to read it. You should have listened to your mother when she said "stick to the rest of the forum because they aren't responsible for this man's ramblings".
Actually, this is not a review at the moment. It (like the order coming from China) is something you have to wait for. It's a bit of a review, a review-lite.
Good things come to those who wait, they say. I've often felt that 'they' don't appear to be able to differentiate between boxes of arses and elbows. 'They' also say things about the weather, politics and why football managers should get the sack; idiots, the lot of 'them'. My friend Rich had to wait for test results from a special clinic...which was rubbish news for him and the girl who'd given him herpes. See? Good news piffle! 'They' are morons.
What I can say is that, at the moment, I find that they have cheap prices like a toothless, sixty year old, crack-addicted hooker at Kings Cross...but enough about my mother. I say at the moment because I'm waiting to see off I'll be stung by import duties on the two orders akin to the way my mum charges for extras like wearing a paper bag over her head.
Let me be clear here, I have not had sexual congress with my mother (paid or otherwise). We'd all like to sleep with supermodels for free but we have to cut our cloth according to our means. Some will take the cheap option.
I don't have a mass of cash to splash and so it's a no brainer for me to buy at Fasttech's prices. Plus, the thing I enjoy from a gadgety perspective is that they have an Android app. I can view and track my orders from my phone, eBusiness offers so much for the buyer.
But what if it goes wrong? I'm hoping to get enough use out of the cheap Vamo that (unlike my mother and friend Rich) I'll not end up totally f####d.
They have a return/replacement service which I hope never to use. It's at times like that a bricks and mortar vendor comes into their own.
So, this isn't a review per-se but more ongoing anecdotes delivered with whimsy: Have I Got Reviews For You.
Actually, this is not a review at the moment. It (like the order coming from China) is something you have to wait for. It's a bit of a review, a review-lite.
Good things come to those who wait, they say. I've often felt that 'they' don't appear to be able to differentiate between boxes of arses and elbows. 'They' also say things about the weather, politics and why football managers should get the sack; idiots, the lot of 'them'. My friend Rich had to wait for test results from a special clinic...which was rubbish news for him and the girl who'd given him herpes. See? Good news piffle! 'They' are morons.
What I can say is that, at the moment, I find that they have cheap prices like a toothless, sixty year old, crack-addicted hooker at Kings Cross...but enough about my mother. I say at the moment because I'm waiting to see off I'll be stung by import duties on the two orders akin to the way my mum charges for extras like wearing a paper bag over her head.
Let me be clear here, I have not had sexual congress with my mother (paid or otherwise). We'd all like to sleep with supermodels for free but we have to cut our cloth according to our means. Some will take the cheap option.
I don't have a mass of cash to splash and so it's a no brainer for me to buy at Fasttech's prices. Plus, the thing I enjoy from a gadgety perspective is that they have an Android app. I can view and track my orders from my phone, eBusiness offers so much for the buyer.
But what if it goes wrong? I'm hoping to get enough use out of the cheap Vamo that (unlike my mother and friend Rich) I'll not end up totally f####d.
They have a return/replacement service which I hope never to use. It's at times like that a bricks and mortar vendor comes into their own.
So, this isn't a review per-se but more ongoing anecdotes delivered with whimsy: Have I Got Reviews For You.
