First post and you made a fist of it
Welcome
You can't beat a good fisting.
True fact - our Colombian doc who was going to deliver my son suggested it as something we should consider incorporating into our lives in order to reduce pain during labour.
Just wiped my eyes and finished coughing you bast***
True story 2: When my wife had her scan in Quito the doc asked us in broken English if we wanted to know the sex of our second child.
"Oh go on" we said.
"Well it az, ow yu sai, a lovely c**t."
You can't beat good ole Latino medics