FT Voucher

[Mawsley]

I've got a $10 Fasttech voucher code that’ll not be used. Let’s make it an interesting comp. complete the following: “Dave, for your $10 Fasttech voucher I’d...”

*If the code doesn’t work because it’s not transferable then I’ll lob something else at you worth at least $10

**comp runs until I sober up or run out of patience

Smallprint: cash alternatives are not blah blah blah. Whining about the prize is punishable by death. This voucher has a 0.000001p value. Stuff about selling all your personal information to arms dealers goes here. Wincey Willis was a crap weather woman. Cats are shit. Who you lookin at? My old man said follow the van, but he was a daft cunt. International Pi Day is a con perpetrated by the Illuminati. Nancy Reagan lied to you about drugs. There actually isn’t a football in this picture. That picture of your child/grandchild is hideous and they look like a bag of forks in a flesh suit. Fasttech is bollocks.

Good luck everyone

 

[Shetland Sam]

Dave, for your $10 FT voucher I will give you a reach around while smashing your back doors in, while @3dj watches and shout obscenities at us.





Disclaimer: if I don't win I would still be up for this.

 

[Ment]

“Dave, for your $10 Fasttech voucher I’d.............wear the pyjama bottoms you wore at Vapefest.

 

[Mr Teapot]

Love the competition! #notanentry but will pop back to the thread later for a giggle

 

[Dys]

Dave, for your $10 Fasttech voucher I’d... put the veal in Villain.

 

[ObiWanVaponi]

Dave, for your $10 Fasttech voucher I’d...be your best friend

 

[Mawsley]

Ugh. This is all rather shameless so far, have you people no self respect? I wouldn't be my friend or have sex with me if I didn't have to. I'd treat me with disdain and a cold distance - just like my wife does.

 

[ObiWanVaponi]

I wouldn't be my friend or have sex with me if I didn't have to.

But we do have to, or we won't get the tenner...
Its not like we really want anything to do with you...

 

[bellyman]

For a $10 fasttech voucher I would give you a £10 IKEA voucher.

 

[Michael jackson]

Dave, for your $10 Fasttech voucher I’d be really boring and just buy some wire suitable for MTL vaping on me pipe