Happy Birthday my little Aussie mate. As its a special day, I am going to make you some presents. Please apologise to your postie in advance from me, and please don't handle any of them without wearing gloves first. Are you doing anything to celebrate??
Well, at 3pm I'm signing on, which is always special. Tuesdays, never really a birfday day, innit. Which reminds me, I have to update my search for work gubbins, yay! Can it get better than this!?