Hello and welcome @
purpleloop, I lived in Penarth for over 10 years, so it's a second home for me!
If Jenny Joseph was a vaper, she might have written her poem like this:
When I am an old woman I shall wear purple
With a red hat which doesn't go, and doesn't suit me.
And I shall spend my pension on Provaris and tasty juices
And Kayfun lites, and say we've no money for butter....