hey from north shields :)

[thedarthVap3r]

thats better jesus , i see these strangers with 3 pages of welcomes , felt left out haha

 

[Purplefowler]

thats better jesus , i see these strangers with 3 pages of welcomes , felt left out haha

Maybe you should see it as a compliment-we could see from the off that you were as mental as the rest of us and didn't need that much encouragement tbh I can't believe you've been here such a short amount of time-you feel like part of the furniture (that was meant of a compliment, I'm just not very good at it-I once told a friend that she looked like a squashed hedgehog I saw in the road and meant that nicely as it had really pretty eyes, it was only its rear end that was splattered!).

 

[AndyC1971]

Maybe you should see it as a compliment-we could see from the off that you were as mental as the rest of us and didn't need that much encouragement tbh I can't believe you've been here such a short amount of time-you feel like part of the furniture (that was meant of a compliment, I'm just not very good at it-I once told a friend that she looked like a squashed hedgehog I saw in the road and meant that nicely as it had really pretty eyes, it was only its rear end that was splattered!).

Lol, eyes like a squashed hedgehog, I will have to remember that chat up line

PF, this is one of the reasons I love you so much

 

[Phartmaster]

It might be that everyone realised you are a Newcastle fan so therefore you probably a couldn't read anyway.

 

[thedarthVap3r]

It might be that everyone realised you are a Newcastle fan so therefore you probably a couldn't read anyway.

true , i tell you the only thing i can make out in the papers is middlesborough and championship..

 

[thedarthVap3r]

Maybe you should see it as a compliment-we could see from the off that you were as mental as the rest of us and didn't need that much encouragement tbh I can't believe you've been here such a short amount of time-you feel like part of the furniture (that was meant of a compliment, I'm just not very good at it-I once told a friend that she looked like a squashed hedgehog I saw in the road and meant that nicely as it had really pretty eyes, it was only its rear end that was splattered!).

great, so what your saying is im like that new lamp you bought from the second hand shop , you dont get any use out of it as the bulbs are broken and you cant be arsed to fix it , but it goes nicely with the corner unit so it can stay.

but as you say it could be worse. i could be a hedgehog suffering a rectal prolapse.

 

[Purplefowler]

great, so what your saying is im like that new lamp you bought from the second hand shop , you dont get any use out of it as the bulbs are broken and you cant be arsed to fix it , but it goes nicely with the corner unit so it can stay.

but as you say it could be worse. i could be a hedgehog suffering a rectal prolapse.

if you are from an old second hand shop then you are safe as I only buy cool vintage stuff so you'd be more like a Sputnik lamp that everyone one comes round and goes "wow that's awesome, you lucky cow, how come you always get the good stuff" (I think I've got away with that without insulting you further )

 

[thedarthVap3r]

if you are from an old second hand shop then you are safe as I only buy cool vintage stuff so you'd be more like a Sputnik lamp that everyone one comes round and goes "wow that's awesome, you lucky cow, how come you always get the good stuff" (I think I've got away with that without insulting you further )

just call me sputnik from now on and your forgiven.