Hi! Used to be a lurker

[BULLDOG1964]

and to the planet.

 

[Mawsley]

...reading more and learning more about the modern day vapers

It was a cold night; one of those night’s when @3dj could fart, burn his cheeks, yet immediately feel the cooling benefit due to the broken glass in the window. The coil’s crackle drowned out the muffled sounds of his gagged wife in the cupboard. Light from the laptop screen lit the age on his face as he frantically typed another new thread about his sex life and how much he hated some 21st century thing nobody else gave any mind to.

He exhaled. The vapour danced between lamp and pane. A brow furrowed; thinking of new swears was hard work. He fired up XXXbuttocks.com for inspiration. Seventeen seconds later, and that included wipe up time, 3dj knew what he had to do. He would write his life story, titled quite simply, “Cunt”.

“It was never easy being a modern day vaper,” he began, “but this was a time for heroes.”

He closed Word down, opened up ShavenTubsters.ru, and reached for toilet roll mountain.


*”Cunt” by 3dj is available at Amazon or on special offer from the POTV Bookclub website

 

[3dj]

It was a cold night; one of those night’s when @3dj could fart, burn his cheeks, yet immediately feel the cooling benefit due to the broken glass in the window. The coil’s crackle drowned out the muffled sounds of his gagged wife in the cupboard. Light from the laptop screen lit the age on his face as he frantically typed another new thread about his sex life and how much he hated some 21st century thing nobody else gave any mind to.

He exhaled. The vapour danced between lamp and pane. A brow furrowed; thinking of new swears was hard work. He fired up XXXbuttocks.com for inspiration. Seventeen seconds later, and that included wipe up time, 3dj knew what he had to do. He would write his life story, titled quite simply, “Cunt”.

“It was never easy being a modern day vaper,” he began, “but this was a time for heroes.”

He closed Word down, opened up ShavenTubsters.ru, and reached for toilet roll mountain.


*”Cunt” by 3dj is available at Amazon or on special offer from the POTV Bookclub website

Signed copies are an extra £3.50 including VAT.

 

[Richard Winter]

Hi and welcome to the Planet

 

[Mawsley]

Hi and welcome to the Planet

I think I covered that already.

 

[Richard Winter]

I think I covered that already.

Your point is?

 

[Jaffacakes]

@Mawsley @Richard Winter now now... let's all be civil, everyone is welcome to welcome me . I'm sure I'll chat more to you all soon.

Plus Richard I see you are around the mixology section a bit, so may have to pick your brains in the future

 

[Kevstar]

Welcome to POTV

 

[Richard Winter]

@Mawsley @Richard Winter now now... let's all be civil, everyone is welcome to welcome me . I'm sure I'll chat more to you all soon.

Plus Richard I see you are around the mixology section a bit, so may have to pick your brains in the future

No worries @Jaffacakes

 

[Mawsley]

Your point is?

Humour? It was a joke.