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[clint]

I bet you remember the last time you had sex though

It is all about priorities

Yeah, about 3 months ago coz that's what marriage does to your sex life. It becomes like a gas bill, you get it every quarter (if you're lucky).

 

[Liath]

Yeah, about 3 months ago coz that's what marriage does to your sex life. It becomes like a gas bill, you get it every quarter (if you're lucky).

*Note to self* Never get married!
Pepper... I think you're on to something with the mulling over thing- that explains why I can remember every slight against me ever made by a man... But not what I had for lunch yesterday or what I'm supposed to be doing right now... I might just try to approach things from a male perspective in future... Now what did I do with the sports pages from today's paper and who is running in the 3.40 at Southwell?!

 

[stumpey]

Yeah, about 3 months ago coz that's what marriage does to your sex life. It becomes like a gas bill, you get it every quarter (if you're lucky).

Hear hear * mutterings of agreement and understanding from the married men in the back row *

 

[Miss Pepper]

This has turned into a forum bonding thread

 

[Chegs]

I bet you remember the last time you had sex though

It is all about priorities

Unfortunately,no Though I have good reason,my memory span is worse than a goldfish.My GF reminded me as I was walking towards the back door,against which was propped my Dads spade(he midered the fecking life out of me about when I was returning it)yet on arriving at my Dads was when I remembered I was supposed to be fetching the bloody spade back.I'd forgotten it within milliseconds of saying to the GF "I won't" (forget the spade)That was 20 years ago,long since forgotten about by me yet the GF will mention it every time she hears the words "my memory is crap,blah blah" in a conversation.

 

[AndyC1971]

Yeah, about 3 months ago coz that's what marriage does to your sex life. It becomes like a gas bill, you get it every quarter (if you're lucky).

The best form of contraception known to man is called....The wedding cake, once they have their claws into you, you are owned and will do as you are told, remember that and you will be fine

*Note to self* Never get married!
@Pepper... I think you're on to something with the mulling over thing- that explains why I can remember every slight against me ever made by a man... But not what I had for lunch yesterday or what I'm supposed to be doing right now... I might just try to approach things from a male perspective in future... Now what did I do with the sports pages from today's paper and who is running in the 3.40 at Southwell?!

Shows how 'shot to shit' your memory is, it was Towcester

Unfortunately,no Though I have good reason,my memory span is worse than a goldfish.My GF reminded me as I was walking towards the back door,against which was propped my Dads spade(he midered the fecking life out of me about when I was returning it)yet on arriving at my Dads was when I remembered I was supposed to be fetching the bloody spade back.I'd forgotten it within milliseconds of saying to the GF "I won't" (forget the spade)That was 20 years ago,long since forgotten about by me yet the GF will mention it every time she hears the words "my memory is crap,blah blah" in a conversation.

Just be careful that you dont tell your missus that you had sex 3 weeks ago, if the last time you did was 3 months, otherwise she will think it was with someone else.....AWKWARD!!!!

 

[Liath]

Shows how 'shot to shit' your memory is, it was Towcester

You might have been looking at Towcester...I was looking at Southwell....!! Mappipn' Time was my pick, and the bugger came in... shame I'm not allowed to bet, innit

Just be careful that you dont tell your missus that you had sex 3 weeks ago, if the last time you did was 3 months, otherwise she will think it was with someone else.....AWKWARD!!!!

That sounds horribly like the voice of experience Andy...

 

[AndyC1971]

That sounds horribly like the voice of experience Andy...

Just checked.......Nuts still intact, so nope never been the voice of experience

 

[JustDave]

You might have been looking at Towcester...I was looking at Southwell....!! Mappipn' Time was my pick, and the bugger came in... shame I'm not allowed to bet, innit





That sounds horribly like the voice of experience Andy...

Just checked.......Nuts still intact, so nope never been the voice of experience

Get a room guys.