Its Plain To See, You Wanna Be Like Me-e-e...

[ZT]

Nothing in the Mod/Admin forum is appropriate

Many picture us on yachts with copious amounts of free vape gear and scantily clad hot oily glistening people slithering around us while we sip on Mai Tai's cruising the south pacific and singing Coom Bye Ya (however the feck you spell it)

^^
The vape gear aint free ... and generally I have to oil myself up while wearing my Y fronts in my living room .. but the Mai Tai's and Coom Bye ya ya's are close enough to what I get up to

 

[Mawsley]

If it helps I have plenty of toilet roll, like queues and despise everyone.

Oh, you already have those vacancies filled.

 

[Raguri]

Just to be clear, I did not like that as I got the mental image of you oiled up... Honest

 

[ZT]

Im too hairy to be oiled ...

I look like I'm wearing a wet suit

 

[Raguri]

Im too hairy to be oiled ...

I look like I'm wearing a wet suit

Maybe I like that look...
Don't know until you try it... ;P


ANYWAYS

I am going to bed, before I say anything else incriminating.

 

[ZT]

Maybe I like that look...
Don't know until you try it... ;P


ANYWAYS

I am going to bed, before I say anything else incriminating.

I think i may be slightly scared

 

[KulrMeStoopid]

Im too hairy to be oiled ...

I look like I'm wearing a wet suit

Diving off the yacht are we?

 

[Raguri]

I think i may be slightly scared

So you should be.
I'm pretty creeped out myself...

 

[Mawsley]

I say give the job to Tobes - it's high time he did something around here.

 

[Chegs]

I'd apply but on my phone, I have no fb,twitter, or contact support buttons and by the time I get home to my PC where I'll have that option, you'll have already gone to bed or picked the future mods

Sent by lazer from just north of the world's largest nuclear dustbin