Hello Mr Leisure Liquids, I would just like to say in a friendly and positive way, that if you release and sell out of the vanilla custard before I return from Ireland at the beginning of next week, I will hunt you down, I will destroy your life, and the life of your pets, your friends, your friend's pets, the lollipop lady who always had a nice word for you at the zebra crossing every Wednesday during school term as a child, I will molest your drapery, and pillage your town square nativity recreation, and then I will write angry letters to your local newspaper, MP, and, neighbourhood watch committee, in which I will, without resorting to a soupcon of mercy, afflict your reputation with a remorseless...besmirchin'.
Anyway, have a groovy christmas, dude.