LFT tests

[vapesmarter]

just been told I'm to test at home as well as workdays so I'm bringing home a big box of LFT (lateral flow tests) next week as well as doing PCR tests every time I go in

the south African variant has got people shitting themselves hence the test

I'm getting a dab hand at it I used to count how many I've done now it's past 100 so i haven't a clue

 

[onion]

What’s the difference in terms of test method? Is it another straight up the nose effort?

do these tests return results faster than a PCR test?

 

["Misfit"]

Are you using this technique yet Stu

 

[onion]

Are you using this technique yet Stu
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tricky to get your kecks down and hang your arse out a car window.

 

[vapesmarter]

Are you using this technique yet Stu
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had a friend ring me in a panic a couple of years ago he had a raging toothache and was on holiday in france the doctor gave him a script of sorts to get from the local "le pharmacien" he rang me up saying he took a pill and was foaming at the mouth he was worried he had rabies

I told him

"wrong end"

"what do you mean"

"don't eat them they go uppa de bum you twonk"

"oh shit"

"you got the idea well done"

I explained they were rectal painkillers as they absorb quicker he was mortified poor sod

 

[vapesmarter]

What’s the difference in terms of test method? Is it another straight up the nose effort?

do these tests return results faster than a PCR test?

just the speed lfts take 25 mins to display a result the swabs are the same back of the throat and up the nose

working with female colleagues I did mine with a co-worker the other day she does the throat one easy even hums a little tune I gag and cough she just looks at me and says "had a lot of practice honey" for once I had sod all to say

don't work with female nurses is all I can say to you......