Lockdown V3

[vapesmarter]

In a earlier post in this thread I said what happens when it’s 1500 2000 or 2500 well today it’s 1564

1564 people are not going home tonight

It makes you think

 

[oldhippydude]

or, an oven with a gimmicky name attached for marketing purposes.

I just got a lol from @Crewella. The only person to get that I was making a joke. That it was just an oven with a gimmicky name attached for marketing purposes. I was was just waiting for a lol before explaining to you.
Yes I know a joke that simmers for eight hours before someone gets it is not a very good joke.

 

[Badboybez]

The rules state to stay local to your home.

Given that Matt Hancock publicly supported a fine issued to two women 5 miles away, boris then going 7 miles away for exercise is then contravening the rules of staying local.

7 miles away is not local, therefore breaking the rules that many people would and have been fined for already.

Otherwise its bending the rules in the sake of exercise, which if the prime minister is doing that, why can't everyone else? Making a joke out of the whole proceedings.

The reason why Hancock supported a fine for the two women was they had stopped at a take away coffee shop mid way, and then proceeded to their "exercise location" and then started drinking their coffee.
There was no question as to whether they had stayed local, or not !

Boris on the other hand left his house, cycled 7 miles, and then cycled 7 miles home again.
No buying a coffee half way, therebye interacting with other people, no talking to anyone else etc, etc.

See my previous post re what is local.

 

[knome]

... See my previous post re what is local.

Your previous post is about red ones and a fox...

https://www.planetofthevapes.co.uk/...how-to-make-a-toy-vagina.202661/#post-2339250

 

[Badboybez]

aye i see that in england the rules say to stay in your loca area.

of course, for these bastards one rule for them and another for us goes without saying. bj despises poor folk, this is well known and can be found in his published writings.

Not at all.
The UK government says "stay local"
But as usual Sturgeon, and the SNP decide to have a tinker with that, and say well in Scotland we are going to say limit of 5 miles from home.................

Maybe if the majority of people in Scotland had not voted SNP the you would have the same rules as England.

 

[Badboybez]

Just as well Boris wasnt on a tandem with a cup of coffee in his hand.

Not true, and you know it.........................
Fake news, Fake news, Fake news, Fake news, Fake news...........................

 

["Misfit"]

The reason why Hancock supported a fine for the two women was they had stopped at a take away coffee shop mid way, and then proceeded to their "exercise location" and then started drinking their coffee.
There was no question as to whether they had stayed local, or not !

Boris on the other hand left his house, cycled 7 miles, and then cycled 7 miles home again.
No buying a coffee half way, therebye interacting with other people, no talking to anyone else etc, etc.

See my previous post re what is local.

Boris set out in a car with his armed militia.
Stopped at the pub had a dozen pints
Then went to the takeaway for a Donner Kebab
He then got in the car and went to his Mistress for half an hour and couldn't get it up
On the way back home he had to stop for a slash and pissed all down his trousers
He then got back in the car and puked up before they took him home where he staggered back into No 10
The cycle journey was just an excuse he used to his other half.

 

[Badboybez]

Your previous post is about red ones and a fox...

https://www.planetofthevapes.co.uk/...how-to-make-a-toy-vagina.202661/#post-2339250

That was in a different thread, you naughty man.

 

[Badboybez]

but he was apparently with his security personnel. this seems to me to be more than two people from more than two households, consorting in a public place away from all of their local areas. they should throw the book at him.

Check the regulations mate.
The security people were working, he could have had 200 hundred there if it was felt needed.

Why don't you stick closer to home, and take the piss out of Scottish MP's, you have have had several bits of scandal there over the last year !

 

[Badboybez]

Yeah, the 5 mile thing.
Where's that come from?
Can't we do it in metric? That'd help.
Bollocks.
Crap.
I'm picking up some pills later. I'm not checking the mileage ... or exercising...
Fuck.

8.046

Why do you want it in metric ? were you a remainer / remoaner ?