city461
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No but I will offer a few pointers to help you out..Am I likely to be molested, puked on and/or kidnapped? [emoji848]
1. The TV remote in the spare room needs new batteries so take a pair of AAA`s with you.
2. They dont rise till late so breakfast is self service. Coffee ,cups and kettle on the welsh dresser..
3. If you plan to make a quick exit in the morning before mr and mrs @3dj start their daily war the spare back door keys are on a cork board hung up other wise wear a United Nations uniform for safety
4. PM for the wifi password as Duncan hasnt got a clue
5. Dont mention the "Decking"
6. You cant vape in the lounge
7. "sarcasm" is the native language on Fortyacre Drive.
8. God Bless You