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Will you be doing any of these

  • I’m going for a dip when the pools are open

    Votes: 1 5.0%
  • I’m having my nails done

    Votes: 1 5.0%
  • I need to bench press a Austin Healy down the gym

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Oh Er Er.....banana ?

    Votes: 18 90.0%

  • Total voters
    20
Need some more options Stu. Never had my nails done and not been to a pool or gym for 25 years. Banana was the only option.
 
Can we have cheesecake as an option please? I’d vote for that :pie:
 
Need some more options Stu. Never had my nails done and not been to a pool or gym for 25 years. Banana was the only option.

Same, I don't swim, I drown, quite literally, yes I really did do that on a swimming lesson as a kid.
 
I'm surprised the nail bars weren't allowed to open earlier.
I mean, their staff have worn face masks for years, and from the smell of acetone coming from their shops I would imagine they have the most germ / bacteria free premises in the UK.
 
:D

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I was a regular pool user, as often as my back would allow, at least 3 times a week. But it's gonna be bollocks, no showers, no sauna, pre booked, which I cant do, because I don't know until I wake up whether I can go swimming that day. I can suspend my paid up membership for 3 months, after the reopening which I will do, because it just wont be safe. In the long run looks like 15 months of paid up front annual membership and money down the pan, it's not too bad, about £350, whereas my daughters partner has lost his job, lost earnings of £12500 in just over 3 months, now on UC and they are bolloxed.

Rotten fucking bananas it is.
 
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Why is Extreme Ironing not on the list Stu

Yes, it’s a competitive sport, also known as “EI”. Extreme ironing consists of ironing clothing in different, usually extreme, situations like while rock climbing, surfing, on a kayak…
 
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