Vaped Crusader
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What I say here are my own opinions which are not influenced by that cunt Lee or POTV and I paid for this out of my own pocket. I ignored the advised 2 weeks steep just for a taster and here's the result.........
So, a couple of hours ago, there I was, sitting in my smoking jacket and cravat, complete with Stan Smith plimsolls and bowler hat, puffing on Primevapes Jam Roll Poly with Custard and formulating my thoughts whilst touching myself, when Kelly Brook walks in and whispers in my ear "do me hard from behind VC".........."Not right now" I said, showing massive committment to this review, "can't you see I'm tugging away on this juice"......she smiled as her hand slipped toward my tallywhacker..."I'll tug on this for you if you like", her more than ample bosoms heaved into view and I have to admit I wavered slightly but I remained resolute......"fuckoff Kel" I said, "I'm busy vaping this custard"........."But I want YOUR custard" she moaned, but I dismissed her with a wave of my hand and carried on vaping.........
There. THAT is how much I enjoyed this juice.
Now I'm done she's nowhere to be seen. Fucking typical. I bet when I'm puffing on a rancid juice I get Bella fucking Emberg or something
Anyway, Jam Poly Poly. So good I turned down Kelly.
So, a couple of hours ago, there I was, sitting in my smoking jacket and cravat, complete with Stan Smith plimsolls and bowler hat, puffing on Primevapes Jam Roll Poly with Custard and formulating my thoughts whilst touching myself, when Kelly Brook walks in and whispers in my ear "do me hard from behind VC".........."Not right now" I said, showing massive committment to this review, "can't you see I'm tugging away on this juice"......she smiled as her hand slipped toward my tallywhacker..."I'll tug on this for you if you like", her more than ample bosoms heaved into view and I have to admit I wavered slightly but I remained resolute......"fuckoff Kel" I said, "I'm busy vaping this custard"........."But I want YOUR custard" she moaned, but I dismissed her with a wave of my hand and carried on vaping.........
There. THAT is how much I enjoyed this juice.
Now I'm done she's nowhere to be seen. Fucking typical. I bet when I'm puffing on a rancid juice I get Bella fucking Emberg or something
Anyway, Jam Poly Poly. So good I turned down Kelly.