Sex is now illegal?

[BigCloud]

At a distance? 2M?

 

[Crewella]

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*goes off to look for extension lead*

 

[Mawsley]

At a distance? 2M?

It's all been engineered to get Johnson more shags - because he's a massive cock.

 

[gary68]

Well I'm prepared to dob in anyone I monitor on the webcams I've hacked.

Caring is sharing

 

[Mawsley]

Caring is sharing

Don't get a job at an STD clinic

 

[knome]

 

[Crewella]

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Take your beer goggles.

 

[LordOdin]

Well i won't be breaking any laws, can't remember the last time i had sex

 

[Rickster]

‘Sex with yourself or with others at a distance is possible.’

I've led a sheltered life ............. this is a new one on me ............

Its a loophole, Dominic has been going the distance for a shag with others

 

[tanglewood]

To be fair the passion is gone once the masks and gloves are on